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March 21, 2006

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Steven.

When life give you dingleberries... you make dingleberry-ade?

Seriously, have you ever considered working for the J Sisters?

Mercury

Unfortunately, I was eating breakfast while reading this post, V. Emphasis on "was."

Please add this to the list of reasons that I do not find this part of the female anatomy alluring.

ThatGuy

So did you ever in your wildest dreams as a med student think rather than the sex, drugs and rock & Roll of being a doctor you would instead be Floyd the Barber mowing a shit-crusted Gran-gina? Didya? Didya?

fishering

Carrie just looked up the definition of dingleberry in the urban dictionary and found the definition below.

dingleberry: A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

Used in a sentence: My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

How excellent is that!?

dello

What mons-trosity is this, Vanguard?

Corvis

Ugh, yeah, I almost regurgitated my lunch reading that. Kudos for you for actually doing it.

Excuse me now while I go barf.

kat

Oh, fer fuck's sake....

I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, but HOW much money did you spend to go to med school?

Seriously, this has got to me one of the grossest scenes I've ever even contemplated.

I can't believe that human beings have to do this for other human beings. At the same time, what a tremendous loss of dignity for the patient.

I'm going to try to wind this post down without retching uncontrollably.

Meg

Wow, V. Good for you! You know, if you ever go into private practice and need a biller, I'm your gal :)

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