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March 21, 2006



When life give you dingleberries... you make dingleberry-ade?

Seriously, have you ever considered working for the J Sisters?


Unfortunately, I was eating breakfast while reading this post, V. Emphasis on "was."

Please add this to the list of reasons that I do not find this part of the female anatomy alluring.


So did you ever in your wildest dreams as a med student think rather than the sex, drugs and rock & Roll of being a doctor you would instead be Floyd the Barber mowing a shit-crusted Gran-gina? Didya? Didya?


Carrie just looked up the definition of dingleberry in the urban dictionary and found the definition below.

dingleberry: A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

Used in a sentence: My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

How excellent is that!?


What mons-trosity is this, Vanguard?


Ugh, yeah, I almost regurgitated my lunch reading that. Kudos for you for actually doing it.

Excuse me now while I go barf.


Oh, fer fuck's sake....

I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, but HOW much money did you spend to go to med school?

Seriously, this has got to me one of the grossest scenes I've ever even contemplated.

I can't believe that human beings have to do this for other human beings. At the same time, what a tremendous loss of dignity for the patient.

I'm going to try to wind this post down without retching uncontrollably.


Wow, V. Good for you! You know, if you ever go into private practice and need a biller, I'm your gal :)

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