She's So Folksy!

Aaaargh.  I just got done watching the debate.  Aaaargh!

Please tell me no one is buying this small town, middle America, folksy bullshit!!!!!!  I swear if I have to hear the word Maverick again.  I can never, ever watch Top Gun again...not like I would, anyway.  You know, Tom Cruise and all.  But that word has now been forever tainted.  And by "taint" I mean despoiled by the frequent wiping of the word between her asshole and her girly parts.

And "ing" is not pronounced "in'".  It is voting, not votin'.  It is stabbing a sharp pencil into my ear, not stabbin' a pencil in my ear.  It is hearing fingernails on a chalk board, not hearin'.  

And what is it with you and your people?  Does turning a two syllable word into a three syllable word make you think you're smarter, that you're using bigger words?  Cause it's not.  It is and always has been nu-clear.  Not new-kew-lar.

And finally, answer a question you dumbass.  Or is Gwen Ifill's strange, elitist accent throwing off your understanding of what is being said, since you know, you're clearly not one of the Washington elite fat cats because you're from that far away land that has all those magazines from which you obtain your current events information.  And by the way, I do think it was unfair of Katie Couric to corner you on that issue.  She clearly doesn't understand that illiterate means you only look at the pictures and can't read the funny squiggly markings at the top of the thin, floppy books.  And besides who has time to "read" those when you have to sit out in your balcony keepin' yer peepers open in casethe Shah of Russia decided to do some monkey business.

Aaaargh!!!!  How are people still considering voting for this ticket?

And by the way, did anyone see the two people interviewed during the CBS post debate analysis who thought Sarah Palin did well?

To the first guy, the fat one with the "Old Glory America" t-shirt with the suspenders and ball cap and matching beer gut, the one who with that same folksy pattern of speech as the governor, and by folksy I mean home-schooled by mom and dad who behind closed doors refer to themselves as "bro" and "sis", the one who said he liked Palin because "I kind of kept track of who answered the question and kept on track of the question, and it seemed like Sen. Biden tended to go off subject."  I love that the interviewer interrupted you midsentence to ask where you were from, and you said "Idaho" and then he went on immediately to the next person.  Cause "Idaho"?  Yeah that answers a lot cause clearly you weren't quite mentally on track which I assume is not a new thing for you...I'm sorry new thing fer ya.  

To the second, rather large woman in the pink shirt and the Crystal Gayle hair whose intellect was clearly rivalled only by that of the first guy, the one who thought Palin did well because "Gov. Palin had the most connection with the American people.  It felt like it was one of us standing there on the stadium (btw what fucking stadium) you know on the stand instead of just her."  Really?  Are we doing this again?  The argument that this is someone who should run the country because it's as good as one of you running the country.  Sorry I don't want you running my fucking country.  I want someone smarter!  Call me an elitist, but yes I think I want someone better than you running the goddamn country.  You can barely squeak out a sentence using words with more than two syllables...oh except for American. 

Comments

[Jeff]

LOL... i know, she's goddamn infuriating isn't she?!??! Uggh... she's so annoying she makes my fucking teeth itch. I saw that fat hick during the post-dabate too... future of Amurica right thur. This place has gone full-retard and its fucking scary. I'm getting ready to pack up and head to london. Just saw on the news this morning that the Rethugs have dispatched her to white-trash areas to scare up the ignorant religious vote (what they call their 'base') by painting Obama as a terrorist-lover. GOP is the axis of evil... fucking hate them!

Hiiiii by the way! how have u been? Just saw Religulous this weekend... so hysterical... you should check it out. :)

[Roy]

You are SO right Van. She is crazy and it really boggles my mind that some people think that she's great. UGH....

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